Of Earth and Stars

I love these question and answer posts and have been really enjoying reading your responses. I've gone quite a while without a proper bath. I used to work at a summer camp in the mountains with outhouses etc and very ... outdoorsy showers. So the showers weren't often and were usually very full of all manner of outdoor insect life that was attracted to water/dampness. I also don't shave at all anywhere. I've always disliked the way shaving felt on my skin. I've tried a few times in my youth, but no matter what ways I've tried to do it differently it's always been very very painful.